OK, this episode isn't that scary...
Remember 800 phone numbers? You could dial them FREE of any phone charges, even though they were long distance. You could order a Popeil Pocket Fisherman or you could Dial-A-Joke just for fun.
Well, these wacky numbers still exist, sort of.
They don't use the 800 prefix very much anymore, but there are still a few that are maybe worth dialing if you're sitting around bored at work or home and just want to kill some time.
Just in time for Halloween, why not try the Ghost Hotline at 801-820-0263. If you want a preview, no worries, I've wasted my time so you don't have to! Hear the results in this podcast episode!
How about a scary clown answering the phone with a message? Call Wrinkles the Clown and leave him a message at 407-734-0254. Or just want something weird and scary? Phone 828-756-0109 and this one might actually scare you...you've been warned!
If all else fails to scare you, how about checking out the Callin' Oats, Hall & Oates Hotline which will play one of your favorite selections from Darryl or John with horrible audio quality that makes it sound as if they're playing underwater.
This episode is officially 15 minutes and 22 seconds long, although if you listen to the whole thing, you'll swear you've just spent an eternity in hell!
Just in time for Halloween...I double dog dare you to listen to the whole thing...
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